nolzitis

Inflammation of the brain which causes the person to make irrelevant comments toward others.

“If Alaska had a mascot, it would be the icebergs.”
“I’m gonna be a D1 janitor.”
“My nolzitis is bad, I keep saying dumb stuff.”

Getting Bryced

term used while gaming to describe an event in which the callouts given by a teammate are extremely far from correct and have no positive impact on gameplay. Also known as a term to describe the unintentional baiting from a player whose headset is either on backwards or maybe not even turned on.

teammate: "The last guy is flanking, I heard him there."
*other teammate dies from somewhere other than flank*
Player: "holy shit I am getting bryced!"