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a penis that ejaculates at 155 miles per hour *249.9 kmph*
"damn, i tried to close my eyes, but that damn roddick got me"
"I got knocked out yesterday by my boyfriend, he busted a roddick"
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"nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"
"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
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