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Barfecate

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the result being that you vomit up your own poop (which, when evacuated in this manner, is known as barfeces).

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 29, 2009


Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

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Barfeces

When something makes you barf so hard that your body searches to the depths of your bowels for something to puke, the resulting poop-vomit is known as Barfeces.

The act of vomiting barfeces is known as Barfecation

Her 300 dollar pants were so ridiculously ugly that when I saw them I barfecated, covering them in barfeces.

by Askanadult December 29, 2009