Parabola Tootie

When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

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Zepptitude

Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin.

- Dude, did you hear about that time with Zeppelin and the roadie and the fish?

- What?! Your Zepptitude is through the roof!