Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues

Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

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Dabbers community

Dabbers community is a secret group of people making dead memes from 2019 and they have been under the radar of the A.D.M.O(anti.dead.memes.organization) for 3 years

Leader:we need to find a new hideout.the A.D.M.O knows where we are any suggestions?
Member1:i think i know a place in detroit
Leader:where is it
Member1:its at an abandoned newspaper factory and theres a manhole nearby just incase
Member2:OH NO THERE HERE WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME
Member3:I CANT HOLD THEM FOR LONG
ADMOagent:A.D.M.O OPEN UP
Leader:WE MUST GO. GET IN THE HELI
*Helicopter flys away*
Leader:phew we got away . Let us all dab
*dabs
Member2:where was the new hideout again?
Member1:its at detroit

To be continued
Part 2 coming soon

Dabbers community.a secret organization of dead memes

Cock

A type of chicken i think?

Girlfriend:nice cock
Me:thanks i just got him
Me:wait a minute

Cock

Its a type of chicken

Gf:Wow thats a huge cock
Me:thanks i just got him
Me:wait a minute
Gf:😏
Me:😏
Me:i know you wanna pet the cock
Gf:yeah

Yoshi

Yoshi is the on the fbi wanted list for tax fraud.yoshi has been evading his taxes for 52 years. He has been on the radar for quite some time now. Some say he is still on the loose

Yoshi commited tax fraud for 52 years

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Fill the Jar

Filling a Jar with suspicious liquids while a person/character is in the jar

Fill The Jar John ...

We know you want to

Basement children

Will smith aproves 👨🏿 ⚖️👌🏿

I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously

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