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morgz

the shitter mr beast

morgz is the shitest version of mr beast

by AssLicker8497 May 29, 2019

100👍 11👎


teachers

people that attempt and complete to mind fuck childeren

teachers are absolute cunts

by AssLicker8497 May 29, 2019

1👍 1👎


Fagghot

the over pronounced word of faggot with the H after the G

fagg meaning that they're gay and Hot meaning that their still cute/hot

person 1: hey look theirs a fagghot
Person 2: yeah
person 1 : i'd still fuck him
person 2: huh???

by AssLicker8497 May 28, 2019

5👍 2👎


Porsche Moment

when driving a Porsche. (typically a 911) The Porsche moment consists of going through a corner and the car suddenly losing all rear-end grip. if you counter-steer in this situation you will succumb to the Porsche moment as there is no way to save the car once it goes.

if you do manage to save it from spinning then your not going fast enough

I was on track to smash the lap record by half a second until I had a Porsche moment on the penultimate corner

by AssLicker8497 May 20, 2024


number 15

Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

number 15 burger king foot lettuce

by AssLicker8497 August 2, 2019