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monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys

that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.

by AssPirate July 20, 2003

4👍 6👎


counterstrike

a dead horse that everyone should stop beating.

CS blows my hairy cock.

by AssPirate January 5, 2004

67👍 81👎


taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by AssPirate November 8, 2004

33👍 9👎


BAzing!

A much more updated and cooler way to say zing

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: What aren't I doing? Ohhhhh, BAAAzing!
Person 1: Jesus hates you.

by AssPirate November 8, 2004

15👍 25👎


quadcycle

a 4 wheeled vehicle that very slow.

we call my friend's 96 dx protege the quadcycle because we cant call it a bicycle.

by AssPirate July 20, 2003

2👍 9👎