I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

Pussy

A female cat, or for you perverts, a woman’s genitals.

Guy 1: I rubbed a hot chick’s pussy.
Guy 2: Excuse me, what?
Guy 1 : A hot girl was holding a cat and let me pet it.
Guy 2: lol I thought you finally got laid.

uwu

An emoticon of closed happy eyes and a cat's mouth, typically used by furries, or catgirls/catboys. Eh, could be just someone trying to be annoying or satire.

person 1: hewwo aww yous. fuwwy awesthetic fur life uwu
person 2: Eww furry
person 1: You idiot, I was being sarcastic