Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

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Twiggy

Someone with anorexia performing a handjob.

This anorexic chick gave me a wicked twiggy last night.

The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."