The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!
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Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks
I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.
Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.
The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>
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An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."
"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!
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The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.
That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.
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