Wifey

A term commonly used by douche-bags on the internet to refer to their wife, fiance, or female partner. Generally employed by the same type of people who use the term preggers, hubby, or those who refer to their children as bunnies.

Just came home and my wifey had on nothing but a smile.

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peedom

The sense of extreme freedom and relief one feels upon urinating after having been forced to "hold it" for an extended period of time.

She would give up her first born child for a shot at peedom.

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