scene

In today's society, these are the creepy kids without a life. They spend all their time online, generally on Neopets, MySpace, LJ, etc. etc. with a large community with lots of others like them. They have usernames like "xmyxheartxisxbrokenx." Scene kids are often seen overusing "x's" and semicolons, as well as underscores.

They're usually obsessed with things that really don't matter online, such as love and fashion.
Often, scene kids have (usually fictitious) "photos" of themselves online, featuring themselves clad in cheesy black Hot Topic wannabe clothing with heavy makeup, showing the peace sign or pretending to look über cool. These photos are either heavily photoshopped or fake altogether.

"Scene kid" is also interchangeable with "creepy Internet kid".

DON'T BE A SCENE KID. THEY'RE CREEPY WANNABES.

Day in the Life of a Scene Kid
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*signs onto some IM client on a username like xdontxyouxlovexmex*
xdontxyouxlovexmex says: hi scene kid
&;;__xixlovexyoux says: hey scene kid
&;;__xixlovexyoux says: sup?
xdontxyouxlovexmex says: nothing, just went to hot topic lolz. aren't they the greatest kthxbaiiii?
&;;__xixlovexyoux says: definitely lolz
&;;__xixlovexyoux says: so can i see your pic again lolz xDxD
xdontxyouxlovexmex says: kay this is my pic;; *someurl*
&;;__xixlovexyoux says: not enough black makeup =\ it has to cover your whole eye!
xdontxyouxlovexmex says: lolz kthxbye i'm so rejected at school already D:

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I think you get the point ...

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school

The place where you skip periods in the bathrooms, sitting on 50-year-old heaters. You don't even get in trouble.

Once I went into the bathroom and instead of being told to get back to my assigned spot, I was told to get off the heater because it might fall off the wall. o_0

A School Scene
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Teacher: Mrs. Biotch
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MRS BIOTCH: Get in your seats class. We've got some propoganda to drill into you. :)
STUDENT 1: We don't want to, you biotch.
Mrs Biotch: Detention.
Student 2: Come ON guys. Let's work!
Mrs Biotch: To find the area of a circle, multiply the radius squared times pi.
Student 2: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Students 1 & 3: How can you not get it, you imbecile. -_-
Student 2: WAHHHHH MRS BIOTCH THEY JUST CALLED ME AN IMBECILE!
Mrs Biotch: Detention for both of you! No ridiculing MY favorite student. :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Erm, you only like her because she does all the work.
Student 2: So? I'm so smart!!!!
Students 1, 3-20: *sigh*
Mrs Biotch: Yes, you are smart! :beams at Student 2:
Students 1, 3-20: Come on, Mrs. Biotch! How can you be that shallow? -_-
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END

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Neopets Avatar Chat

Often called the "AC", this is where the wannabe 1337 neo-players hang out. Known for its rivalry with the BDC, or Neopets Battledome Chat, mindless chat is prevalent here, as well as chatspeak.

The AC doesn't care about spam at all, you can pretty much get away with anything you want there. Unless of course you insult a regular, which practically gets you flamed and banished for good by the other regulars there.

An Example of AC Chatting --
Topic: HAHA I GOT THE NEW AVATAR ... just kidding.
Replies: Lol you nub ...
God ur such a n00b REPORTED (this is actually rather rare, FYI)
Not funny. Go get a life.
You're such an idiot, bring your drivel elsewhere.
xDDDDD rofl

As you can see, the Neopets Avatar Chat is not exactly desirable. But it is addicting. =D

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