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Penguin Tux

When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.

Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Penguin Tux!

by Astroworm September 6, 2006

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Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm May 31, 2012

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