Mr greenwood

A crackhead art teacher that likes to touch his bumhole every 2 seconds.

His lessons are shit and also smells of shit.
An all-round twat

Fuck off Mr greenwood

Hublot

A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega

James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok