Binghamton

A city in upstate New York thats known for being one of the most depressed cities in America. There are three types of inhabitants in Binghamton. The drug dealers, the snobby long-island kids, and the baby-boomer adults that look like theyre being dragged down to hell as they walk. If you walk outside at night you're likely to see a combination of all three unique species. There is like one college in the area. Its LITTERALLY the only reason why the city isnt a ghost town. The college is composed mostly of rich city kids from new york and long island. Theyre probably here for punishment because Binghamton is an actual hellhole. Did i mention that the city is radioactive because IBM started here and burried all their computers in the ground. When the sun comes out in this asswipe of a city the citizens rejoice because we are all viamin d deficient. If were lucky the next time the sun will come out is during the second coming. Binghamtonians like to get their entertainment from one of our many parking garages colapsing. We also enjoy watching the only weatherman in the area, Howard Manges, get excited about cold fronts.

Person 1: Hey man I really want to go to Binghamton this weekend.

Person 2: No, you actually don't.

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