Amber Lamps

An ambulance

Epic Beard Man done bust up my face. Bring the Amber Lamps.

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VOAP

Vagina on a plate -- an expression that describes a woman who makes it clear that she is serving up her vagina like a waitress in a quick order restaurant bringing the daily special.

Mullane is such a VOAP. She has so many dicks going through her I had to double-park mine on her ass for half an hour.

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Mantroll

An ugly woman who has masculine facial features.

On Big Brother season four, Scott referred to Dana as Mantroll. Scott was later kicked off for threatening another contestant. The moniker for Dana remained.

I wouldn't bang that Mantroll with your dick.

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Vaginal Stigmata

period; aunt Flo; monthly visitor

Christina Aguilera had a case of vaginal stigmata at the Etta James funeral

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