Homework

Completely unnecessary bullshit that teachers give to students when they decide to extend their sadistic, heartless torment to after school hours.
Causes immense frustration, diminished social life, and severe lack of joy in large doses.

I would rather be dismembered than do homework.

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Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

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Recliner Sit-Ups

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.

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Whoroscope

A prediction of how many dicks that a thot will please tonight based on her zodiac sign

Hey, Jenny, did you see your whoroscope? Better stock up on birth control!

gasdarking

The act of unintentionally gaslighting someone because you're genuinely unaware that what you're saying isn't actually true.

Brian: That car's purple and green, just like Barney.
Jason: Barney wasn't green, he was just purple.
Brian: I just looked it up and he was in fact purple and green.
Jason: Oh shit, sorry for gasdarking you bro.