SPANOS

A tapeworm that burrows itself into a turd, inherits a football team and runs it into the ground.

I hope my dog never gets a spanos.

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Beaujee

(1) term of endearment

(2) Taken from the French word Beaujolais, a “Frenched-up” way to call someone or something a cutie.

When you see the cutest little dog you say “Hey beaujee”

When at work, you see a coworker that you live working with...”hey Beaujee, let’s hang out after work.

Pineapple

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.

A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!

This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.