philuck

noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually associated with those named Phil, Philip, or Phillip. In the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline shit that just crashed through your roof).

Phil: *experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves The Many Worlds Interpretation*
Friend: You don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.

Mads

Mads is a male name which is the short term of the name Matthæus. Mads is used to describe people which is clever and/or has a large penis.

In northern europe the name mads is quite widely used. in ancient times a Mads was also known to be the "true leader" of the pack. It is not very known that awesome people with awesome names was called Mads in privacy. people like Ghandi fx was called Mahatma Mads Ghandi while he wasnt saving the world.

Look at that dude... he is so Mads today

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