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Fleces

Small pieces of lint or fuzz often found in public restrooms on or around the toilets or urinals; presumably left behind from people who were wearing fleece.

I don't know who uses this restroom all the time, but the toilet here's always littered with fleces.

by Atomic Honey December 8, 2010


Revised Standard

1. A version of the Bible, other examples being Good News, New American, King James, etc.

2. What LeBron James' nickname will be changed to once the Miami Heat fail to win an NBA title with him. Karma Chameleon, Mr. James

Tonight at 8:00 PM Eastern, Revised Standard and the Miami Heat take on the Cleveland Cavaliers.

by Atomic Honey November 12, 2010


Fleece Navidad

This is what you call the holiday when an entire family decides to wear Snuggies for Christmas morning or Eve.

Look, Honey, these Snuggies are buy-one-get-three-free today. We could all wear them on Christmas morning and have a Fleece Navidad!

by Atomic Honey December 8, 2010

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Sheet Metal

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

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Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.

by Atomic Honey November 12, 2010