Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.