emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

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kabollocks

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.

John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!

sky drink

The act of drinking someone else's beverage without letting your mouth come into contact with the can, I.E. holding the can above your mouth and pouring it in. The idea of sky drinking comes from the unpleasant prospect of having someone else's saliva on your drink can, which won't cause any harm, but still isn't very nice to think about.

"Hey Will, let's have some of that beer."
"Alright, but sky drink it, I don't want your germs on my can."

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B to the S

Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.

WTF?! I call B to the S on that.

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MegaVideo

Also see: piece of shit.

Possibly the shittiest and crassest video sharing site on the whole Internet. Its one goal is to try and be better than YouTube, which is something it has no hope of ever, ever doing. It has even been known to steal YouTube's videos, and pass them off as its own. The whole Internet laughs at MegaVideo for its bold proclamation that it "beats YouTube".

The Universe will expire long before MegaVideo comes close to YouTube.

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in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

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Anne Robinson

The most evil woman on television, but that's what makes her so awesome!

If you're going on the Weakest Link, prepare to get torn to shreds by the Queen of Mean, Anne Robinson.

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