Small ones

Decisions your spouse makes cause you got the control.

I am making strategy decisions.. tingting is making small ones.

Spicy Tilapia

When you forgot you used warming lubricant on your girlfriend, and you go down on her anyway.

Holy shit! I thought I lubed my gurl with the minty KY, but it was the warming one! That's one spicy tilapia!

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Truth be told juice

Any liquid that causes the drinker to tell the truth.

Damn! That vodka is one strong truth be told juice!

endless hole

A place your life goes when you get hopelessly stuck with something.

Between the our new president and the HANA project, I'm heading down a fucking endless hole .

Endless hole

A never ending hole that you get into when you don't stop spending money and wasting time on something.

This project is taking our team down an endless hole that will never fucking stop!