Limbaughitis

Also called Rush Syndrome.

A medical term to describe an often misdiagnosed mental illness

amongst a small percentage of the population. Initial symptoms may

be difficult to detect but left untreated, can result in devastating effects

and primarily with people who are in regular direct contact with the

host carrier. Symptoms may vary but are usually detected in persons

with an arrogant personality, are often loud and boisterous and self

aggrandizing. In the later stages of this illness, patients often possess an

insatiable belief in their perfection and clain to be unable to make mistake.

Additional drug use has been recorded on some patients.

“Dude, did you hear about Jim?

Yea, he’s got Limbaughitis so stay clear of that guy unless you want to catch a

Rush too.”

Conspiratorium

Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.

Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.

Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.

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