tinner

The meal you somehow manage to ingest in bars before dinner without really noticing it.

"Hey, fancy a meal?". "Naw, I've already had tinner, thanks!"

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condoflage

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

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Oculshave

The ability or act of seeing everything for the first time, every time

"What! Teneriffa again!!
"yea, it is so nice to oculshave!"

Sparsimony

To save a top-notch attraction for the next visit. Adjective: sparsimonious, adj.

"So, you made it to The Big Apple! Did you get to Ollie's joint?"
"Naw! In a fit of sparsimony, we gave it a miss for next time!"