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The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 10, 2019


Germandarin

A Chinese-German hybrid language that all of humanity will be speaking in 20 years.

Because everyone will be speaking Germandarin in 20 years, I've decided to start studying German and Chinese.

I have it on good authority that everyone will be speaking Chinese in 20 years. Or a Chinese-German hybrid.

by AttillathePun February 10, 2019


Manifest Dickdiny

The unquenchable urge of men to conquer new territories in order to fulfill their ego as the authors of history. These vast territories are then maintenanced by women in order to preserve the futility and habitability for humanity's descendants.

For centuries, it was destined that American men would conquer the North American continent through the doctrine of Manifest Dickdiny, delegating women to role of the doctrine's conservation and continual efficacy.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019