Meteo dongcast

When a meteorologist realizes that the only way he can please his wife is by delivering her favorite forecast (and obvious forecast of her panties). Warm, but dry, with zero chance of moisture.

Mike pulled off his pink vineyard vines shorts and tried to curb his wife’s disgust with the meteo dongcast. He yells Warm and dry with no chance of moisture, she smiles, he spunks on the floor, and they go back to surfing Reddit.