Narwhale

Noun: the opposite of a unicorn.

Unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.

Narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.

Today, I am a Narwhale.

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Bweep

Small

Derivative:
Bweeper
Bweepest

That dog is bweep.
Look at that bweep doggie!

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Bwawp

Adj. A little giant.

That elephant baby is bwawp.

Hahaha, the titan was just bwawp.

Bweepist

Noun: Discrimination against small things.

She was a bweepist and wouldn't sleep with me!