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The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.
Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.
A contraction of the words "Ninja" and "Jaguar," a "Ninjaguar" is someone that is so ninja, that they possess not only the power of the Ninja, they also wield the power of a jungle cat that will tear you apart and eat you.
Dude killed fifty guys with nunchucks and swords and flamethrowers and shit! That mofo's some kind of Ninjaguar!
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Thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any sexual encounter in which the "pull out" method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. Essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to "the pearl necklace" of the northern territories.
"I can't believe you slept with him. You did use protection. Right?"
"Well..."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Well, he said he'd wear a condom and then, before I knew what was happening, he sprayed me like an alley cat yelling 'Yeah, baby, yeah! Thighmonds are a girls best friend!' and then he fell asleep on top of me."
"You sure can pick 'em, can't you?"
"Bitch."
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Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
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The act of engaging two woman sexually when one of them positions herself on the mans face and the other places herself on his penis and they ride up and down on him in this way in an alternating rhythm giving the appearance of riding a see-saw.
"Hey man, why are you walking like that?"
"My back's a bit sore. Last night my girlfriends sister came over, we all got drunk and one thing lead to another and..."
"And?"
"They took a wild ride on the she-saw!"
"You're going to Hell when you die, you know that, right?"
"Totally worth it!"