silent majority

A tiny minority of the populace who never shuts up. Thanks to an electoral system rigged in their favor, they nevertheless end up with an outsized amount of power. The word "silent majority" is just one of their many Orwellian terms, like how they claim to love "freedom."

The silent majority should try being more silent

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originalism

A form of necromancy that involves imposing one's will by animating the corpses of the dead

Trump has appointed many necromancers skilled in the art of originalism to the federal bench, who have proceeded to raise the corpses of the founding fathers and use them as twisted puppets

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INO

Authoritarians who can't tolerate differences of opinion tend to append these three letters to the first letter of whatever they claim to be. Generally about the most goyish thing anyone can possibly do.

Republican + INO = RINO
Catholic + INO = CINO
Jew + INO = JINO

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conservative

A general-purpose word for placing one's scumbaggery beyond criticism.

"I think we should just blow the whole Middle East up with nukes and build a theme park in place of Israel/Palestine."

"Wow, you're a total piece of shit."

"Oh, so just because I'm a conservative you're calling me a piece of shit? Learn to be tolerate other political ideologies you liberal fascist."

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