Sapphire Saturday

The event that takes place every Saturday in which the feline named ‘Sapphire’ is praised with gifts and affection.

“I’m so excited for sapphire Saturday!”

Gremloid sandwich

A delicious confectionery meal that consists of bagel slices in two with three bacon rashers inside (ketchup is optional, however any other condiments are not allowed). The dish was created and first constructed by the infamous Auntie Gremloid.

“Have you tried the Gremloid sandwich? it tastes like shit.”