Grunt Style

Grunt Style is a military apparel brand worn mainly by non servicemen.

The following are examples of things you can expect to find on a Grunt Style shirt:

"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" - Get it? WTF

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." - A.K.A. the 2nd Amendment (MLG Air horn plays)

Final example,
"IF THEY STAND BEHIND YOU

PROTECT THEM
IF THEY STAND BESIDE YOU
RESPECT THEM
AND IF THEY STAND AGAINST YOU
DESTROY THEM"

Umm okay....

Grunt Style customers also like the blue police flag sticker on the back of their truck right next to "Molon Labe, Leupold, I got your six, Ruger and Coexists (written in firearm company logos.)

The customers beard and bald head is there to give the illusion of being a battle seasoned operator, despite never serving.

Grunt Style customers like to appear to be rebellious and edgy. They might say something like, "the liberals will be so pissed when she read my shirt," but in reality no one is offended, they just feel bad for you, you're lack of style and social awareness.

No one thinks you're a bad ass. You're a fake alpha and the only thing that could make this worse is you revving up a Harley outside a Denny's at 2am.

If you know someone who owns one of these T-shirts, I am sorry and a non-profit support group will be made soon for those who have to acknowledge that they are dating or friends with someone who wears Grunt Style.

-MK

Grunt Style Customers"Hey guys I just ordered another Grunt Style T-shirt. This one says Bacon Helps. That's so funny. I like bacon. I have a potato for a brain. Guns. Guns. Boot licker. Concealed Carry.

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