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(N): a person who sharts in a way that creates a piece of splatter art, usually on a toilet seat or wall, often but not always on purpose.
Man, that is a lot of shit on that toilet seat, the pattern is mesmerizing though, that shartist is a Picasso!
(v) Preparing a homeless person's dick for a porn shoot.
After striking out at the bar, I went downtown and had to settle for fluffing the hobo.
1: (n): the vagina of a prison inmate who has had a sex change and is now female, and is using her vagina to smuggle contraband.
2: (n): an extremely stretched out prison pocket
Cris just got a sex change? Omg, that's amazing, she's got a prison murse now... We are going to have so many drugs coming into this joint!
(v) The action of removing hairs from your taint...usually by using a pair of tweezers.
It helps to drink heavily before taint tweezin'.
(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.
"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"
(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!