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Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.
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Fellating a turkey's asshole, usually right before killing it for Thanksgiving dinner.
Holy crap, who left Billy Ray alone with that bird? He's going to grab the lube and a butcher knife and fire up one hell of a turkey tossing!! God bless Thanksgiving!
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(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm
Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last nightâ¦that book club that let out and walked by him definitely wonât get Covid!
(V): to engage in interracial sex with another person who also had webbed feet
Elmer, i didnât know your sister has webbed feetâ¦found out when interwebbed her last night!
The process of getting stung near your anal opening, which then causes severe swelling. Blocks your feces during a bowel movement. Sometimes requires surgery.
This berta is going to kill me!
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(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.
I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.
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(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."
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