Preview Pirate

(Verb, Noun, Adj.)
Someone that eats all your popcorn during the previews, saving none for the movie.

Jack: How was the movie?
John: It sucked Jacob preview pirated me so I had no popcorn.
Jack: What a faggot!

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Trigger Happy

(Adjective)
Someone that "shotties" everything, from the car to the reclining chair.

Rob: Pass me the blender.
John: Hey, I shottied that 20 minutes ago.
Rob: Dude, your way too trigger happy.

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