Vinny

Vinny is the big dicked son of bitch that likes to cheat on his relationship snd honestly has a great sense of humor

Hevean (vinnys gf): oh vinny your cock is bigger then mine Oh yeah
vinny: yeah i know its just waay to big

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Austin

Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.

Austin: Me and chase did anal last night\
Me: Why didn't you let me join
Austin: you never asked

Chase

A lonely guy who will never find love and will die a virgin. He is a menace to society and nobody really likes him unless they play sports with him or his mother or just a couple of idiots. He is a nerd and is a try hard in school and in gym class for no reason at all. He is pretty cute tho.

Someone: I will float you and fuck you in the ass
Chase: It actually isn't possible to make a living human being on planet earth float.
Someone: Shut up or i'll shoot you

Chase: If you are gonna shoot me i prefer the double shaxkling 2285, its the most effective and very heavy duty.