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A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!

by Authority May 26, 2007

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