puerto rican pig roast

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.

Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

Panama

The act of masturbating while driving. Derived from a line in the song "Panama" by Van Halen, "I reach down between my legs n' ease the seat back"

That was a nice little drive I just took. Panamad it three times between here and home.

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