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A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."
"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
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A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.
Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"
"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
Laao (laughing against all odds) has a mysterious origin but is believed to have been spawned out of a double meta style of humorous expression. What began as simply making fun of how often people seem to laugh in type, Laao has now turned into the very thing it sought to make fun of (or perhaps not).
The implicit idea of "laughing against all odds" suggests there is no reason for that person to be laughing which indicates that what was said is not inherently funny or even designed to be humorous but made someone laugh for an unknown reason. On the other hand, they could quite simply be making fun of how terrible someone's joke is and are laughing about the very idea that other people should/would/do laugh at it. Below are two examples respectfully and a bonus round to nail it home.
-"Hey, Michelle, what are you doing later? I am pretty tired but I still want to see you. Maybe a movie or a TV show?"
-"Laao! Totally up to you."
Some idiot on IG-"When you wake up and get ready for work then realize it's SATURDAY!" (caption to a monkey or baby dancing video/pic)
Someone making fun of when you jokes}-"LAAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-"Hey, so later I was thinking maybe we get apps at Melini, something really light, then cocktails at Skinni, then walk to Lust for some dancing and maybe stay at Tif's or Lou Lou's!?"
-Ugh, talk to me after I've had my coffee!"
-"LAAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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