fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.

Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"

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well done jew

Typical response to a comment made regarding:

When you get that bang for your buck..
When you find the bottom price on something..
When you get something on a BOGO offer..
When you get a very good deal on something...

"You won't believe this! I bought two brand new flicks on DVD for like..ten bucks!!"

"well done jew"

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"Talked those girl scouts into selling me 5 packs for the price of one"

"well done jew"

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yarmulke

Protective head gear worn by honorary jews

<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"

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