A Maison

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually

First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"

Dirty Tuma

Someone who smokes 10 packs of cigarettes out of their asshole while smoking pot after snorting 12Oz of crushed sleeping pills

Person1: yo dude, you should do the Dirty Tuma
Person2: Fuck that! im not trying to kill myself
Person1: I'll give you $100
Person2: ight bet

Infinite Warfare

A game so fucking bad it makes Blind want to slice their wrists while jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Infinite Warfare was made by none other than Infinity Ward, yes the company that produced the Modern Warfare games.
If you could say anything good about this game, is that it's got a good zombies mode.

If I were to play Infinite Warfare again it would only be zombies other than that, I would go jump in a Olympic sized pool and just sit at the bottom till everything fades to black.

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