Corporates

Otherwise known as corpoes or corpies, these are individuals who sympathize with, or who are supportive and serve to, corporations.

Billy: Jeff can't put his cellphone down since he got his Prime membership. He's obsessed with all things Amazon and Apple, abandoning all reason when I show him that no business is perfect.

Adam: So he's basicat a fanboy then? Even if a product of theirs clearly sucks he continues to worst them?

Jeff: Bingo

Adam: *****n' corpy

Jeff: Yeah, the corporates practically own minds like that.