cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

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accordian thief

With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...

The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."

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scag

1. Drugs, as reffered to by a junkie.
2. Someone who never has anything they need, and has to constantly borrow from other people although they have no intentions of returing said item.

1. {sniff, twitch} "D..d...d...dude! Gotta get that scag!"
2. Savannah, the stupid scag: "Hey Angel, can I borrow your backpack?"
Angel: "No, fucking SCAG!"

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pastamancer

If you're ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! With their Cannelloni Cocoon and Manicotti Meditation, Pastamancer's are a valued class in the kingdom of loathing. I mean, what's better than noodles? Besides, you know, other stuff.

With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

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turtle tamer

They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?

The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.

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Cushy Muffins

A couple, usually gay.

"Don't you think Jak and Daxter are the perfect cushy muffins?"

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disco bandit

Known for their Mad Looting Skillz and Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation, Disco Bandits are a very popular class in the kingdom of loathing. That doesn't make them any better than the others though. After all, people these days have crappy taste, you know?

The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

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