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A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will
He smells really bad, I bet heâs a smear
A term used when a person âsmearsâ a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author
Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell heâs a smear by the smell
A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear
Man 1: hey look itâs Colby
Man 2: hey Colby
Colby: hey guys
Stalker: grrrr itâs ShitSmear, hey guys, letâs hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged
An offensive term that stereotypes Canadians in a negative way
Look at that guy with the toonie, what a maple moocher.
âThe Colbsterâ is a nickname given to a guy named Colby, he loves to eat shit and often says the phrase â itâs Colbin timeâ in the act, it serves as a reference to his favourite movie morbius
Man 1: I can smell something really bad
Man 2: itâs probably The Colbster
Colby: itâs colbin time!
*the Colbster then eats human shit*
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