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The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
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When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
verb: what a lady does when shes on her menstrual cycle, PMS
Guy 1: whats wrong wit dat bitch?
Guy 2: oh shes just crampin' and tampin'
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The glorious fart box of a new sexual partner, whom coincidentally resembles thy former love interest, (usually after a disbanding of the relationship)
"Reginald, I said thee, I shall rebound and go clap some döpplecheeks. I pray that I don't say the wrong name in the doss."
"did you see those döpplecheeks? I certainly hope I can acquire the services of that young lady. She looks JUST like Hertha!"
an acronym for Long Titty Syndrome. When a lady's milkers aren't measured in cups, but with a tape measure instead.
"Veronica took her bra off last night at the party... looked like a fruit by the foot! She had LTS so bad"
"When that LTS bitch sends me nudes, she gotta take the pic with the panoramic setting so I can see her nipples."
"she didn't always have LTS, but now that she's got 6 kids.... her boobs look like tube socks!"
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A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*
(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*
(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*
(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*
(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
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