Ugly Lukey

When you go to the local grocery store and stand on top of the aisle, once you get up there you shit and use the diarrhea and lube, busting a heavy load on the old ladies shopping

Sup homie, want to do an Ugly Lukey this weekend? We can get some Mexican food right before for an absolute steamer

Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop

Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup