Eva

silly and stupid but can be responsible, very good style and is so beautiful it’s blinding but sometimes has pimples. she loves reading and is very good at the arts (music, painting). all the older guys fall for her while she is wanting someone her age.

18 yr old guy: hey who’s that?
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU

Kelis

if your friends with a guy named chris don’t be more than friends

chris: i like you more than a friend

Kelis: me too

2 YEARS LATER
Kelis:i’m really sorry but i don’t like you anymore,i would love it if we could still be friends

chris:#####+**€+¥|’djskl****NO I HATE YOU I WILL NEVER BE TOUR FRIEND

that’s why you don’t date guys named chris.