triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off

“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”

slavic aspergers

A disease common among men of Slavic or Cyrillic native dialect in a western speaking atmosphere that can cause a difference of mindset from western generalized perception of the Eastern Europeans. Genuinely leads to minor cases of bad posture, strange tangents and difficulty with sentences and 4th dimensional concepts.

That kid tapping on the beer keg? Wide ass nigga of a case of Slavic Aspergers -Anyone about to see some dumb shit