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Getting cutscened is the act of getting bodied so hard in a fighting game that pressing any button at any point would have absolutely no effect
"oh yeah I was trying to learn skullgirls the other day so I played online, some Beowulf cutscened me so hard that I uninstalled the game"
When you get beat so hard in a video game that pressing any of your buttons does literally nothing
"I was playing skullgirls the other day. I went online and I got cutscened by some Beowulf so hard that I uninstalled"
A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.
Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive
Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute
A noise that is used by demonic beings and has been used to summon satan himself.
Sadly science hasn't found a way to destroy UwU, but the UwU can be moved away if you show the beings who use it a gaming keyboard or video game controller
Person 1: UwU what's this
Person 2: why are you even allowed to breath you absolute creature of the 80% of the ocean science hasn't discovered
Person 1: I will kill you and evewyone you know in 4 days, be pwepawed puny human
Person 2: by the power of gamer I will banish you do the shadow realm
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