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When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.
Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.
98π 10π
This is when you burp, and you get a taste of what you ate earlier, when you had a nice dinner, so you get that delicious taste in your mouth again. Or a very nice dinner that will make you burp a lot later.
Mmm, that was burpalicious
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A fast food place that wants to dominate the world's eating habits, found in virtually every inhabited country and without doubt the worst food provider ever. MacDonald's food makes you puke and is quite disgusting in general. Big Mac is the main product, lots of burgers too with plastic cheese on them (the cheese is partly taken from cowgut). Eat it at your own risk. Morgan Spurlock made a film called Supersize Me, in which he ate nothing but MacDonald's food for 1 month and at the end of it was in a very poor state of health, it took him several months to recover.
Person A: I found a MacDonald's!
Person B: But is there anywhere we can eat without being sick?
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Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
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A condition where you just cannot stop farting.
Oops, there goes my gaseous anus letting out too much bad odours again.
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A small unit of length, based on the metre, there being 100 centimetres in 1 metre. Abbreviated to cm. The width of an average man's finger nail on his little finger is usually 1 cm.
The doctor measured the boy and he was 147 cm tall. The boy was pleased as he was 1 centimetre taller than he was last year.
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