LOLZ

LOL (Laugh Out Loud) but with a Z.

Guy 1 "I'm sorry your cat passed away."

Guy 2 "Thanks,...he died so young."

Guy 1 "How did he die again?"

Guy 2 "He was runned over by a tri-cycle while chasing someone with a....twinkie.

Guy 3 " LOLZ"

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:{)

The regular smiley :) BAMM!!! You add a mustache :{)

Basically the cool version of the old fashion smiley.

Guy 1 "LOL, that was cool :)"

Guy 2 ":{)"

Guy 1 ":OOOOOO"

Guy 2 "Yes, you have been pwned."

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Domo

1)Thank You, in Japanese

2) An awesome character that hatched from an egg and passes gas if upset, seems to say only one word that sounds like his own but people say they can understand it.

3)You when your pretty drunk.

1) "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto."

2) "Domo is a pretty cool show, domo, domo, domo."

3)"CMONNN, Dude, lets go already,....stop passing gas everywhere you Domo!"

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<:{)

The regular smiley :) BAMM!!! You add a mustache :{), BUT, this time, BABAMM!!! <:{) you add a party hat, this makes the regular smiley with the mustache a bit better, it's your choice.

Basically, the Uber cool version of the old fashion smiley.

Guy 1 "LOL, that was cool :)"

Guy 2 ":{)"

Guy 1 ":OOOOOO"

Guy 2 "Yes, you have been pwned."

Guy 3 " <:{)"

Guy 2 ":OOOOOO "

Guy 3 "Yes, you have been Uber pwned"

Guy 1 "Fuck you guys, im out..."

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Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

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Confuzzled

Basically, the combination of puzzled and confused, having no idea what the fuck is going on.

"What the crap!?!?! I'm confuzzled."

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